QuiBids April Fools Promo 2013 – Secret QuiBids Auctions
QuiBids April Fools Promo – I bet you didn’t know about the Secret QuiBids Auctions for Super Powers, tons of AOL dial up access, and Topless Asteroid Rides? Go Ahead an click the links to these Secret QuiBids Auctions to see for your self!
QuiBids April Fools Promo Auctions Name |
QuiBids April Fools PromoItem # |
QuiBids April Fools PromoEnd Time |
| 500 Hours Of AOL + 1X Gameplay |
347930431 |
4/1/2013 8:00 |
| Asteroid Ride + 1X Gameplay |
118537212 |
4/1/2013 8:30 |
| Super Power – You Choose It + 1X Gameplay |
339161854 |
4/1/2013 15:00 |
| Super Power – You Choose It + 1X Gameplay |
388622613 |
4/1/2013 22:20 |
| Genie Without A Bottle |
661359458 |
2/2/2013 00:50 |
Ending Soon:
http://www.quibids.com/auction-765874101US-187461-500-hours-of-aol
http://www.quibids.com/auction-765874101US-187426-238971-asteroid-ride
http://www.quibids.com/auction-765874101US-187441-239051-super-power-you-choose-it
http://www.quibids.com/auction-765874101US-187436-genie-without-a-bottle
500 Hours Of AOL (QuiBids April Fools Promo #1)
Just think what you could do with all this free Internet access! Perhaps join an America Online chat room or wait on your dial-up connection to stop whirring and buzzing so violently that you fear your computer might combust.
Unfortunately this 500 Free Hours disc only supports your time online, and not your Wifi access or the amount of money you spend bidding on QuiBids, so maybe this isn’t exactly a super-desirable prize. Why don’t we just agree to bid on it for nostalgia’s sake, eh? The same reason we read Buzzfeed listicles or occasionally break out the ol’ Gameboy and fire up Pokemon Blue, am I right?
This auction is completely fictional and cannot be shipped or fulfilled in any way. It is part of our April Fool’s promotion and meant strictly for fun.
Shipping Cost: Free!
Return Policy: All hours must be returned in full 60 minute increments.
Asteroid Ride (QuiBids April Fools Promo #2)
We —and by “we” I literally mean “we, the entire population of planet Earth and even the few humans out there chilling on the International Space Station right now— had a couple of close shaves with asteroids pretty recently, but there was a silver lining in that hulking luminous body that’s charging through space. And that’s that we got to try out our painstakingly developed and recently patented Huge Asteroid Saddle, which means the next asteroid that shoots between Earth and our moon’s orbit is primed for riding. Can I get a “Yee-haw!”?
This auction is completely fictional and cannot be shipped or fulfilled in any way. It is part of our April Fool’s promotion and meant strictly for fun.
Shipping Cost: Free!
Return Policy: 100% satisfaction guaranteed on all asteroid rides.
Super Power – You Choose It (QuiBids April Fools Promo #3)
Superpowers! Totally awesome, right? Absolutely. On the other hand, what’s not so awesome is contracting a superpower, as comic books have shown that that is an often debilitatingly painful process. Radioactive spiderbites, gamma bomb blast exposure, cosmic radiation, losing your parents to a common street mugger: all agreeably terrible. So why subject yourself to that when you can just win this Superpower You Choose It and pick between teleportation, enhanced musculo-skeletal structure, and the ability to fly yourself?
This auction is completely fictional and cannot be shipped or fulfilled in any way. It is part of our April Fool’s promotion and meant strictly for fun.
Features
- Super Strength like the Hulk or Superman?
- Ability to Fly like Thor or… Superman?
- Spidey-senses and the ability to web-sling like Spiderman?
- Indescructable Skeleton like Wolverine?
- Teleportation like Night Crawler?
- Super Speed like the Flash?
- Whatever kind of powers Aquaman has?
- Any other power not listed above?
Shipping Cost: Free!
Return Policy: Once you choose, there is no turning back… (a.k.a. No Returns)
Genie Without A Bottle (QuiBids April Fools Promo #4)
You ain’t never had a friend like a Genie without a bottle! And we want you to have that kind of comrade. The full extent of this Genie’s power is unknown but don’t underestimate him. Just because he doesn’t come with a bottle, doesn’t mean his powers are limited.
This auction is completely fictional and cannot be shipped or fulfilled in any way. It is part of our April Fool’s promotion and meant strictly for fun.
Features
Genie Without a Bottle Facts:
- His favorite color is blue
- Loves being happy
- He will not grant additional wishes
- Enjoys watching romantic comedies
- Scared of the dark
- Loves to sing along to musicals (his favorite is Aladdin on Broadway)
Shipping Cost: Free!
Return Policy: Genie is refundable within 30 days as long as no wishes have been granted.